Coming from building import cars, I have always loved the Engrish short stories that the Japanese put on anything they build......essentially building their Mission Statement into the product itself. I'm not sure how the Cycle Goon's Mission Statement would read. "To build leaking motorcycles and get traffic tickets for nonsense, look at rusty swingarms hanging from the rafters and decorate the floor with metal shavings" would round it out.
Check out http://www.an-bu.jp/ for a bunch of stuff we cant afford shipping on........